Cooties and Creeps

So its been a while..but i have a doctors note.  I was so sick last week...flu followed by an upper respitory tract infection that I got as a result of not chilling out when I got the flu. While I was supposed to be resting I was working with the most annoying clients.

1. Mr. Artsy Fartsy Ad Exec who wants a place NOW NOW NOW...so I slave in a semi-lucid state looking for places for him only to have him email me saying he is going to be very busy for a couple weeks.."lets revisit then"

2. Mr. Divocred Terroist Millionaire who I only took on as a favour for the Ex who I'm no longer speaking to however I still feel compelled to keep my end of a promise for.  (DOORMAT I KNOW)  This client is unreal he needs a condo to rent for his 36 year bro who is a lazy fuck and doesnt want to work cuz his fiance dumped him 5 years ago and hes depressed....Somehow in the process of showing him condos he goes on to tell me about his tragic love life and how his wife left him and took his persian rugs and sold them on ebay for 1/10 the price and hes a good guy and a workoholic...  I was able to do my own pysco-analysis on him in like 5min....so bacically your a workoholic who is never home who married a pretty goldigger who you expected to stay at home and pop out your kids while you are out all the time making money...sounds like a dream ..your right what a bitch!

Then he goes on to ask  questions about me and since i'm a bad liar i usually wear an enfakement ring to showings so i don't even get asked the "are you single"question.  Well I forgot it....and he asked and I couldn't lie and then he asked me out and I said no, but he didn't listen...and now im in a pickle of situation....and i just want to send my ex the creepy email I got from this dbag the next day and tell him to deal with it. *sigh*

Now I have to write a petition letter to YorkU....they screw up my exam and I have to beg for forgivness...once i'm done taking this bs degree and i finally get that overpriced paper letting the world know i can learn....i think i will burn it!

I watched Steel Magnolias last night balled my eyes out...then couldn't sleep cuz i kept crying...it was rather annoying.

HAPPY MONDAY!