Do you ever feel like your from another Planet? I DO EVERYDAY! Maybe becuz I think differently...or for that matter I am always thinking about something...and I am still that small child that wants to why about everything at the age of 28. Do others find this weird and standoffish (is this a word) SEE...im gonna google that later. I am naturally curious and i suppose that makes me somewhat intelligent because i retain usless knowledge daily...does this make me unattractive to the opposite sex? Is it because the opposite sex is naturally less intelligent OR that I am not clever enough to pretend i am dumb so that the dumber and more insecure sex will be attracted to me? .....Look how many questions I just asked in one small paragraphs...Welcome to my brain...it never stops...i wish i can tell it to shut up:(
Last night I had a great girls night, shopping followed by steaks and mojitos and random gangster club.
I did alot of observing...first at Victoria Secret the older slighly less attractive business man buying his mistress some lacy thing...I made sure to make him feel akward by starting at him...so did Bobbi.
Then at the Keg a supposed Raptor walked in with what looked like his flav of the week...which Bobbi learned in the bathroom that she flew in from Texas to see him. Now he may have been upset cuz his shitty team lost that nights game...but the guy was a)checking Bobbi out b)on his bb the whole time c)had his back to the girl watching a game on the tv. I felt kinda mad for her....but she was throwing her self on this dude that not for anything if he wasn't abnormally tall and an nba player would be an average dude...vanilla nothing special.
Then after a rather smelly cab ride we ended up at some rando jazz club..but then they closed...then at some dungeon club filled with TO gansters....I was concerned for our safety when we were frisked upon entry...thinking id be the only white girl in there but to my suprise the girls from the strip club next door made an appearence...i felt slightly less out of place as they were drunk out of their minds trying to grind up on every guy...with such horrible rythem i was embaressed and almost felt the need to show them how its done...but decided against it.
All in all great night!
Ps: Standoffish is a word:)
Baaahahahahahaha! Well written, weeeelll written. Except for the bit about the cocaine- you missed it. "Oh.. that's just a gangsta thing, how they talk." "Oh."
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