Monday, January 24, 2011

Cooties and Creeps

So its been a while..but i have a doctors note.  I was so sick last week...flu followed by an upper respitory tract infection that I got as a result of not chilling out when I got the flu. While I was supposed to be resting I was working with the most annoying clients.

1. Mr. Artsy Fartsy Ad Exec who wants a place NOW NOW NOW...so I slave in a semi-lucid state looking for places for him only to have him email me saying he is going to be very busy for a couple weeks.."lets revisit then"

2. Mr. Divocred Terroist Millionaire who I only took on as a favour for the Ex who I'm no longer speaking to however I still feel compelled to keep my end of a promise for.  (DOORMAT I KNOW)  This client is unreal he needs a condo to rent for his 36 year bro who is a lazy fuck and doesnt want to work cuz his fiance dumped him 5 years ago and hes depressed....Somehow in the process of showing him condos he goes on to tell me about his tragic love life and how his wife left him and took his persian rugs and sold them on ebay for 1/10 the price and hes a good guy and a workoholic...  I was able to do my own pysco-analysis on him in like 5min....so bacically your a workoholic who is never home who married a pretty goldigger who you expected to stay at home and pop out your kids while you are out all the time making money...sounds like a dream ..your right what a bitch!

Then he goes on to ask  questions about me and since i'm a bad liar i usually wear an enfakement ring to showings so i don't even get asked the "are you single"question.  Well I forgot it....and he asked and I couldn't lie and then he asked me out and I said no, but he didn't listen...and now im in a pickle of situation....and i just want to send my ex the creepy email I got from this dbag the next day and tell him to deal with it. *sigh*

Now I have to write a petition letter to YorkU....they screw up my exam and I have to beg for forgivness...once i'm done taking this bs degree and i finally get that overpriced paper letting the world know i can learn....i think i will burn it!

I watched Steel Magnolias last night balled my eyes out...then couldn't sleep cuz i kept crying...it was rather annoying.

HAPPY MONDAY!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Confused and Disturbed...REALLY?

Do you ever feel like your from another Planet? I DO EVERYDAY! Maybe becuz I think differently...or for that matter I am always thinking about something...and I am still that small child that wants to why about everything at the age of 28.  Do others find this weird and standoffish (is this a word) SEE...im gonna google that later.  I am naturally curious and i suppose that makes me somewhat intelligent because i retain usless knowledge daily...does this make me unattractive to the opposite sex? Is it because the opposite sex is naturally less intelligent OR that I am not clever enough to pretend i am dumb so that the dumber and more insecure sex will be attracted to me? .....Look how many questions I just asked in one small paragraphs...Welcome to my brain...it never stops...i wish i can tell it to shut up:(

Last night I had a great girls night, shopping followed by steaks and mojitos and random gangster club.
I did alot of observing...first at Victoria Secret the older slighly less attractive business man buying his  mistress some lacy thing...I made sure to make him feel akward by starting at him...so did Bobbi.

Then at the Keg a supposed Raptor walked in with what looked like his flav of the week...which Bobbi learned in the bathroom that she flew in from Texas to see him.  Now he may have been upset cuz his shitty team lost that nights game...but the guy was a)checking Bobbi out b)on his bb the whole time c)had his back to the girl watching a game on the tv.  I felt kinda mad for her....but she was throwing her self on this dude that not for anything if he wasn't abnormally tall and an nba player would be an average dude...vanilla nothing special.

Then after a rather smelly cab ride we ended up at some rando jazz club..but then they closed...then at some dungeon club filled with TO gansters....I was concerned for our safety when we were frisked upon entry...thinking id be the only white girl in there but to my suprise the girls from the strip club next door made an appearence...i felt slightly less out of place as they were drunk out of their minds trying to grind up on every guy...with such horrible rythem i was embaressed and almost felt the need to show them how its done...but decided against it.


All in all great night!

Ps: Standoffish is a word:)

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Happy New Year / Man with the Pearl Earring

And i'm back.  Sitting at work eatting some blue berries being super productive...its really hard getting into the swing of things after two weeks of vacay.  Anyhoo such is life and a new year is here and i'm determined (like most people in the first week) to make the most of it.  Starting with a massive detox after my glutinous behaviour in Poland that made me gain some weight...its excpected when your eatting lard with bacon bits on a hunk of rye bread daily...its delicous!

 So my condo is a weird hodge podge of people...mostly old geriatrics...some immigrant families...some singles...and then as always some weirdos.  Like the gay couple on the 16th floor...pictures two large "Bears"...and they have a pet "Twinke" (Hope im getting all the gay terminology right) who wears a colar and they have him a lease....I find it strange but accept is..however it is amusing to watch the fresh off the boat Eastern Euros react ...or the little old ladies...makes my elevator ride some times.
Now lately is the Man with the Pearl Earring on the 14 th floor.  Again big huge guy..gets in the elevator each morning wearing manly cloths..looks like he may be in construction...HOWEVER he has one dangley pearl earring in his ear.  See even if it was a stud...i would say weird cuz even the guidoest of guidos will not wear pearls.  Anyhoo i haven't figured out weather he is a crossdresser who just forgot to remove all his womenly attire..or perhaps he lost a bet with his wife and he had to go to work with on of her earrings on...not sure yet, but ill keep you posted:)