Merry Christmas!
So i thought it would be nice to spend the holidays with my grandparents and it is nice except for a couple of things.
1. The days are really short here...it gets dark at like 3:45pm and because of my god damn jet lag i get up at 12:20ish that therefore leaves me with 3 hours of day light....the deprivation of vitamin D is leaving me a bit depressed/suicidal.
2. Feeling isolated as im here in secret...the other side (being my fathers that i dont particulary like or care for) do not know im here..so yeah very jerry springerish of me.
HOWEVER
On the brighter more yuppy and north america side of me is happy to note the shopping is fantastic and i found a starbucks!!!!! Hooray gone are the days of drinking instant coffee with powdered milk.
Im SUCH A SNOB:(
Since my lastest romantic failure and having to face the thought of solitude yet again...while stuck on a plane next to a bunch of drunken polish men who kept trying to get my attention in the most crude ways....i realized this....THANK GOD I DONT LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY....as i surely would have procreated with one of these losers. Also i did notice alot of lesbian couples in my travels....i understand ladies given the grim and somewhat revolting choices you have for men here...i too would choose my own side.
My grandparents friends gave me wishes of a good year, health and above all to return next year with a husband..cuz here a women is nothing without a man....and all my problems will be solved when i have one...reality is my problems latley have been becuz of them......nonetheless i thanked them then rolled my eyes when they were out of sight...and they inturn probably shook their heads and said poor child shes probably a lesbian.
Off to the Mountains tmrw to hit some slopes and play with sheep(not a metaphor for hot mountain men...real sheep like bahhhh)
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