Christmas in the Motherland...

Merry Christmas!
So i thought it would be nice to spend the holidays with my grandparents and it is nice except for a couple of things.

1. The days are really short here...it gets dark at like 3:45pm and because of my god damn jet lag i get up at 12:20ish that therefore leaves me with 3 hours of day light....the deprivation of vitamin D is leaving me a bit depressed/suicidal.

2. Feeling isolated as im here in secret...the other side (being my fathers that i dont particulary like or care for) do not know im here..so yeah very jerry springerish of me.

HOWEVER

On the brighter more yuppy and north america side of me is happy to note the shopping is fantastic and i found a starbucks!!!!! Hooray gone are the days of drinking instant coffee with powdered milk.

Im SUCH A SNOB:(

Since my lastest romantic failure and having to face the thought of solitude yet again...while stuck on a plane next to a bunch of drunken polish men who kept trying to get my attention in the most crude ways....i realized this....THANK GOD I DONT LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY....as i surely would have procreated with one of these losers.  Also i did notice alot of lesbian couples in my travels....i understand ladies given the grim and somewhat revolting choices you have for men here...i too would choose my own side.

My grandparents friends gave me wishes of a good year, health and above all to return next year with a husband..cuz here a women is nothing without a man....and all my problems will be solved when i have one...reality is my problems latley have been becuz of them......nonetheless i thanked them then rolled my eyes when they were out of sight...and they inturn probably shook their heads and said poor child shes probably a lesbian.

Off to the Mountains tmrw to hit some slopes and play with sheep(not a metaphor for hot mountain men...real sheep like bahhhh)

Argh!

So i've been studying for my last exam for the semester, which was supposed to be today...HOWEVER the boiler at York U blew up or something..and there is no heat and no classes or exams....most people would be happy i however am slightly cheesed at the fact as now my schedule is all screwed up.  Most likely they will re-shed this exam for next week when im off to the mother land and then i will have to go thru all this admin bs of showing them my ticket and taking my exam a month from now. Whats worse is when i study i commit all info into short term memory....it will me gone next month,.....infact i feel like im loosing it already....annoyed:(

On a brighter note i just confirmed that the shadey website i used yesterday to book a hotel in butt fuck Poland actually worked and they received my reservation...Poland has internet...that shit still amazes me.

Looks like i made my self single again. Right before CHristmas and New Years...but really not like the guy i was suppossedly in a relationship with had any intention of spending any of those holidays with me...one cuz hes Jewish and two because he is a selfish douch bag....(and im not racial profiling Jewish men...not all are selfish dbags im sure).  All this over bbm gotta love modern ways of communications. Saying Fuck You is a simple click of the black berry away!

Dear Santa:

All i ask for is a decent man so that i don't spend the last year of my twenties bitter and more jaded than i am at the moment.

Many Thanks,

Koko

Pigs and Hippies

It seems like everyday that i drive to work on Lake Shore Blvd...NO MATTER what time I am stuck next to the pig truck...as i look over they are sticking out their pink snouts thru the holes provided for air.....and i feel like they are saying "Hi pls dont eat bacon"...ahhhh i love bacon ( i had some on the weekend)  ... if i was Jewish this guilt wouldnt exist..however being polish i was raised on lard and bacon fat...its just so delicious:(
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Tuesday i was driving downtown on my way to Eaton Centre...and noticed there was a protest going on....bunch of birkenstock wearing hippies yelling something i couldnt quite understand..and about 30 pay duty cops.  I later found out they were protesting banks....Stupid, Random and sooooooo futile. "Bo banks suck...well if u didnt waste you time being ritious and actually worked maybe you wouldnt have such a big problem with them....oh i later found out from a friend and bank worker that they received a company memo that day about the hippies and that they are "peaceful hippies however are planning on making noise with pots and pans" ....wtf...thanks for wasting our tax dollars...GET A JOB!

Stalling

Argh I'm so busy latley and lack the modivation to get things did.  I just want to sleep all day long....that would be my career of choice. Especially since i recently purchased a heated blanket...its better then sleeping next to a man....provides the warmth...but doesnt move, snor or steal the sheets....i shall name my blanky "Alejandro"

Anyhoo today i decided to try the Blo Bar in the building .."Just blo and go"  is their slogan and i love it...its a hairsalon for all you dirty minders out there.  Actually its an express salon where you go to wash and blow dry your hair....its perfect for lazy people like me who would rather sleep and extra 10 min then blow dry my hair so that i look like a decent human being.  Today i have two events to go to so you would think that would modivate me to put some effort in...NOPE...paid George the little gay guy downstairs to do it for me...$40 is worth it.

Oh I almost killed someone today getting off a God Damn streetcar....im with Mayor Ford on getting ride of streetcars...they are ugly loud, slow and a nusance(sp?)....next on my list is buses...followed by cyclists (almost killed a couple of those)...and last but not least pedestrians.

By the sounds of it i'm an elistist snob....so be it.